From time to time, we've been known to get a little whimsical with our package warnings. Many are mundane, but a few are farcical. Here's a list of all the warnings, for, we hope, your enjoyment...
| Product | What we warned you about |
|---|---|
| Wakeful Nights DVD | Contains Adult Situations and Language, Disgusting Puns, Sick Jokes, Filthy Karaoke, and a Traumatized Manta Ray |
| Otaku No Video DVD | Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations |
| Shogun Assassin 4 - Five Fistfuls of Gold DVD | Contains Demonic Violence (No Actual Gold Inside DVD Package) |
| New Love In Tokyo DVD | Contains Extensive Sex and Nudity, but Not Much Violence |
| Japan's Longest Day DVD | Contains Graphic Depictions of Historical Events |
| Shogun Assassin 5 - Cold Road to Hell DVD | Contains Graphic Violence |
| Graveyard of Honor DVD | Contains Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, Drug Use, and Rampant Nihilism |
| MADOX-01 DVD | Contains Mild Profanity and Violence |
| Revenge of a Kabuki Actor DVD | Contains Mild Violence and Strong Language |
| The Geisha DVD | Contains Nudity & Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 6 - White Heaven in Hell DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 5 - Baby Cart in The Land of Demons DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 4 - Baby Cart in Peril DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 3 - Baby Cart to Hades DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 2 - Baby Cart at the River Styx DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub 1 - Sword of Vengeance DVD | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| Lone Wolf & Cub DVD Box Set | Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence |
| AD Police Files 1-3 DVD | Contains Nudity, Violence, and Adult Situations |
| Riding Bean DVD | Contains Profanity, Violence, and Brief Nudity |
| The Clone Returns Home | Contains significant amounts of philosophy. |
| The Loyal 47 Ronin DVD | Contains Violence |
| The Samurai I Loved DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi Collector's Box Set DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 2 - the Outlaw DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 1 - Meets Yojimbo DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 3 - The Festival of Fire DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 4 - at Large DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 5 - in Desperation DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 6 - Conspiracy DVD | Contains Violence |
| Zatoichi 7 - Meets the One-Armed Swordsman DVD | Contains Violence |
| Bushido: The Cruel Code of the Samurai DVD | Contains Violence |
| Black Rain DVD | Contains Violence and Brief Nudity |
| Shinobi no Mono 1 DVD | Contains Violence and Ninja Secrets |
| Onimasa: A Japanese Godfather DVD | Contains Violence and Nudity |
| Bubblegum Crisis Vol 1 DVD | Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Bubblegum Crisis Vol 2 DVD | Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Bubblegum Crisis Vol 3 DVD | Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Bubblegum Crisis Vol 4 DVD | Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Bubblegum Crisis DVD Box Set | Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Big Bang Love - Juvenile A DVD | Contains Violence, Brief Nudity, and Sexual Situations |
| Dora-Heita DVD | Contains Violence, Debauchery, and Masterful Direction |
| The Blind Menace (Shiranui Kengyo) DVD | Contains Violence, Despicability. |
| Kon Ichikawa's 47 Ronin DVD | Contains Violence, Honor, and Selfless Sacrifice |
| Shinobi no Mono 3 - Resurrection DVD | Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Lurking |
| Shinobi no Mono DVD Box Set 1 | Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Ninja Secrets |
| Shinobi no Mono 2 - Vengeance DVD | Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Skulking |
| Ballad of Narayama DVD | Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Language, and Sexual Situations |
| The Wolves DVD | Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Situations and Language |
| Shogun Assassin 3 - Slashing Blades of Carnage DVD | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Constant Peril |
| Shogun Assassin DVD | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Extremely Hypertensive Villains |
| Shogun Assassin Blu-Ray | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Extremely Hypertensive Villains |
| Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 1 | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Nihilism |
| Shogun Assassin 2 - Lightning Swords of Death DVD | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Rivers of Blood |
| Shogun Assassin DVD Box Set | Contains Violence, Nudity, and Rivers of Blood |
| Shinsengumi DVD | Contains Violence, Revenge and Revolution |
| Shinobi no Mono 4 - Siege DVD | Contains Violence, Skullduggery |
| Incident at Blood Pass DVD | Contains Violence, Strong Language |
| Bubblegum Crash (Episodes 1 - 3) DVD | Contains Violence, Strong Language, and Brief Nudity |
| Father of the Kamikaze DVD | Contains Violence, War Themes |
| Battle of Okinawa DVD | Contains Violence, War Themes |
| Japan at War DVD Collection | Contains Violence, War Themes, Graphic Depictions of Historical Events, Brief Nudity |
| Miyamoto Musashi - The Set of 5 Discs | Contains Violence. |
| Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 2 | Contains Violence. |
| Samurai Vendetta DVD | Contains Violence. |
| Shinsengumi Chronicles DVD | Contains Violence. |
| Revenge (Adauchi) DVD | Contains Violence. |
| Sword of Desperation | Contains violence. |
| Ninja T-Shirt - Size 2X-Large | n/a |
| Ninja T-Shirt - Size Large | n/a |
| Ninja T-Shirt - Size X-Large | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 1 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 2 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 3 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 4 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 5 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 6 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 7 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 8 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 9 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 10 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 12 DVD | n/a |
| You're Under Arrest TV 13 DVD | n/a |
| Metal Munching Maniacs: 2003 Nationals DVD | Viewing combat robotics may cause children to choose careers in science and technology. |
| Metal Munching Maniacs: Gourmet Damage DVD | Viewing combat robotics may cause you to spend a lot of time rummaging in junkyards. |
| Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Club & Grille Mayhem DVD | Viewing combat robotics may encourage children to stop playing video games and learn about engineering. |
| Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Assault DVD | Viewing combat robotics may make children demand that their parents help them build a robot. |
| The Secret of the Urn DVD | Violence, Nudity, Chopped Arms, Blood |
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